Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Welcome Back

SAM: Welcome back to the EYEZONE! It's time for a roll call: Linda Lash?

LINDA: Present!

SAM: Scott Retna?

SCOTT: Here.

SAM: Iris?

IRIS: Right here!

SAM: Corey Cornea?

COREY: Over here, boss.

SAM: Then let's get blinking!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Today's Luncheon Guests

Lady Sarah Anne Chips, The Duchess of Crisps

Dr. Stephen and Marian Carrot Stick
Dr. Stick is the acting head of the National Health Service

His Honor Julian DeKenessy Diet Pepsi and his consort, Lady Jessica Plastic-Cup

Friday, June 3, 2011

Original Draft: The Miracle Worker (with L.S.)

The veranda. ELEPHIE ST. CLAIRE is sitting in the dark outside the party, poking holes in her Braille journal. Enter STEPHANIE ST. CLAIRE in evening gown, exhausted from an evening of dancing with Mr. St. Claire. A waltz can be heard faintly in the distance.

STEPHANIE: It's me,
Stephanie St. Claire.

ELEPHIE: I
t's me, Elephie

STEPHANIE: You hurt me, Elephie, when you introduce yourself to me like that. We've talked about this so, so many times. I know it's you, Elephie. I introduce myself to you because you're blind. But I can see you. Just because I'm your stepmother doesn't mean I don't know who you are.

ELEPHIE: I think you're being pretty sightist.