SAM: Welcome back to the EYEZONE! It's time for a roll call: Linda Lash?
LINDA: Present!
SAM: Scott Retna?
SCOTT: Here.
SAM: Iris?
IRIS: Right here!
SAM: Corey Cornea?
COREY: Over here, boss.
SAM: Then let's get blinking!
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Today's Luncheon Guests
Lady Sarah Anne Chips, The Duchess of Crisps
Dr. Stephen and Marian Carrot Stick
Dr. Stick is the acting head of the National Health Service
His Honor Julian DeKenessy Diet Pepsi and his consort, Lady Jessica Plastic-Cup
Dr. Stick is the acting head of the National Health Service
Friday, June 3, 2011
Original Draft: The Miracle Worker (with L.S.)
The veranda. ELEPHIE ST. CLAIRE is sitting in the dark outside the party, poking holes in her Braille journal. Enter STEPHANIE ST. CLAIRE in evening gown, exhausted from an evening of dancing with Mr. St. Claire. A waltz can be heard faintly in the distance.
STEPHANIE: It's me, Stephanie St. Claire.
ELEPHIE: It's me, Elephie
STEPHANIE: You hurt me, Elephie, when you introduce yourself to me like that. We've talked about this so, so many times. I know it's you, Elephie. I introduce myself to you because you're blind. But I can see you. Just because I'm your stepmother doesn't mean I don't know who you are.
ELEPHIE: I think you're being pretty sightist.
STEPHANIE: It's me, Stephanie St. Claire.
ELEPHIE: It's me, Elephie
STEPHANIE: You hurt me, Elephie, when you introduce yourself to me like that. We've talked about this so, so many times. I know it's you, Elephie. I introduce myself to you because you're blind. But I can see you. Just because I'm your stepmother doesn't mean I don't know who you are.
ELEPHIE: I think you're being pretty sightist.
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